I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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