haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
