the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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