If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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