I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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