Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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