You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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