he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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