"it" just moved
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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