I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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