im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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