It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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