is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She's the barista slut.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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