So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
even my farts smell like vagina
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
