He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
