Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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