I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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