Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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