Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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