y did u give ur computer a hand job?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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