I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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