Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just want to make out with him forever
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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