My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
