Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
what day is it and did you see me today?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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