so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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