check it out our google latitudes are spooning
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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