So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
