The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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