He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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