you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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