I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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