so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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