oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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