garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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