K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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