i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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