I'm drive I can fine osifer
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
