Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Pants are for mortals
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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