I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Randomize
