party gras won. party gras always wins.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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