fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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