So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm sobbing to NWA
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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