She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You were trust falling into bushes
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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