this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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