I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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