Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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