Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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