butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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