Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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