I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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