Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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