Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
